**Short Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend**
Birthdays are special occasions that should be celebrated with joy and laughter. If you’re looking for a way to make your friend’s birthday extra special, then you’ve come to the right place! Here are some short and funny birthday wishes that are sure to put a smile on your friend’s face.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!
Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!
Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for legitimate reasons.
Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card.
Happy birthday to someone who is still alive and looking better than ever!
Happy birthday to someone who is still my friend even though I’ve known them since they were born.
Happy birthday to someone who is wise, beautiful, and funny. Wait, that’s me! Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to someone who looks like a million bucks… after taxes!
Happy birthday to someone who makes me laugh harder than anyone else I know. Here’s to another year of laughing until it hurts!
Happy birthday to someone who never forgets to bring the wine!
Happy birthday to someone who still knows how to party like they did in college… even if they can’t remember it the next day!
Happy birthday to someone who’s just as fabulous as they think they are!
Happy birthday to someone who’s so old, they still have a rotary phone!
Happy birthday to someone who’s the life of the party… even if they’re not always invited!
Happy birthday to someone who’s way too cool for school!
Happy birthday to someone who’s wise beyond their years… or at least they think they are!
Happy birthday to someone who’s young at heart… but old everywhere else!
Happy birthday to someone who’s young, fun, and fabulous… just like me!
Happy birthday to someone who’s young, gorgeous, and fabulous… just like me!
Happy birthday to someone who’s young, hot, and fabulous… just like me!
Happy birthday to someone who’s young, smart, and fabulous… just like me!
Happy birthday to someone who’s young, talented, and fabulous… just like me!
Happy birthday to someone who’s young, wild, and fabulous… just like me!
Happy birthday to someone who’s young, wonderful, and fabulous… just like me!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me, but still looks older!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me, but still way cooler!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but only by a day!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but only by a few minutes!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but only in dog years!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but only on paper!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but only on the outside!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but only physically!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but only spiritually!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but not nearly as good-looking!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but still acts like a kid!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but still has a lot to learn!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but still my favorite!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but way more mature!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but who cares, we’re both getting old!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but you wouldn’t know it by looking at us!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but you wouldn’t know it by the way they act!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but you wouldn’t know it by the way they look!
Happy birthday to someone who’s younger than me… but you wouldn’t know it by the way they party!
Happy birthday
